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biskarsgards: Okay so Roman was…awful at times, like 95% of the series i wanted to slap his beautiful face with a metal pole. But at the same time all i can imagine is him like doing coke off my chest and like having sex on the glass table and just…yeah

ladugard: I laugh untii I cry everytime I watch this video and it’s been a while since it’s been on my dash so here It seems like those horrible actors that just go “Oh no I’m dead…OHHHH NO IM DIEING!!!…WAAHHHH CUEL WORLD!!!

gotta-believe-in-dreams: netflixz: ojnah: Taylor Swift Attacked during her performance at the 2014 Grammys. Like a pro, the attack didn’t phase her and she kept on singing. IM CrYINg I JUST DIED A LITTLE

bestmoments: OMG, THIS IS SO CUTE, IM LIKE DYING, THIS IS SO, LIKE, I CANT EVEN. Here is the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQmprNdamNg

tiya-minuscule: I really needed something sweet today, so here is a gif of Harley and Ivy being cute :3 I got inspired by this painting that I really like “Le Printemps” by Pierre Auguste Cot Anyway, Hope you like it ;)

mmmm i know its dumb and unlikely, but monos being paired together for a majority of a volume like sun/blake were or a small string of episodes like weiss/yang? i’d die

animaine: Someone check on @jen-iii . I know tonight’s episode wrecked her to the core. I’m literally just on my phone sitting and processing okay I need like 84 years, I’ve ascended to a higher plane, died there and ascended higher

Do you ever just like, lay in bed and you shift into a position and suddenly you’ve just accepted that you want to die there because it’s just so fucking comfortable

i still like starco but im amused at the fact that tomco is like a reverse mako / korrasami in which star’s ex and her current crush hook up instead and im just dying

partyperidot: sounds like a blast

so….im just gonna spaz here you guys i need to convey my attraction…… AJOSNAISASAKSM SPAZZZING OUT SO MUCH RIGHT NOW BECUZ THEY LOOK SO SEXY! I MEAN THEY ALWAYS LOOK SEXY BUT HERE ITS LIKE MEGA INCREDIBLE SEXY GET ME?? NO OK?

zerocapitalism: lmao so everytime i go to the emergency room i’ll be like “yeah i feel like im literally dying. my pain an agony is unbearable. that’s why im here” but i’ll say it in a really flat calm voice. almost like im bored. so the nurses

babyferaligator: landorus: im gonna die w a boner i know it die hard I live most of my life with one… so this is likely… =_=

tastefullyoffensive: (via xmudxcrabx)

hinny-of-neighvale: shadowgale96: I had to learn more about this little guy. Turns out this is a voiced over video for comedy. His name is Wilfred Warrior. He’s a Chinchilla Persian from London, and he has an INSTAGRAM. Although He looks like a

broadway-aradia: shavingryansprivates: this is the best cat video i’ve ever seen on the internet and i’ve seen a lot of cat videos im gonna die

twentyonepivots: dykestorm: ohboyafangirl: We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF

tony-ya: algilar-knight: The end of chapter 496, a nice little talk between Tsukuyo and Gintoki (Not that I understand it), with smoke in Gin’s face and a beautiful smile from Tsukuyo. Tsukki: …Indeed, it’s already really nice like this. Tsukki:

chauvinistsushi: velvetbrown: coolyourjetsbennie: buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like? insecurity

l0kasenna:rex-manning-day:motiveweight: ehrola: I recently started doing “Zombies, Run!” and my god does it motivate you! Nothing makes you run faster quite like hearing the moans of the living dead gradually getting closer. I’ve run some of my

Man i hope im not single much longer or find a play partner or some shit godamm…

artsypencil: Korras and Asami in Bed Animated It dawned on me that its likely we’ll never get to see anything new from Legend of Korra animated ever again…So I tried my hand at animating this to cope, hehe! If you like the art and ideas, please

daydream-in-lilac: squided: WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT MEN ALSO ARE GIVEN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO LOOK LIKE THIS??? IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS

tsarbucks: cursethegoldfish: I’m actually dying lmao more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

japhers: folwer: but its important IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

I wanna beat my run on Lunatic+ casual and start a file under Lunatic+ Classic but im terrified at the thought of trying to survive the first 4 chapters again, and of growing emotional attached to the characters only to have them die. I shouldn’t

benepla: jared leto acting like he caught a case of psychosis playing a fictional character pisses me off because he’s obviously trying to one-up heath ledger, because everone thinks ledger died because he was soooo iiinn character, when ledger died

everdeen: “She’s not very big, but she looks like she’s going to come in handy, so i think we’ll keep her.”

karyey:NO girl dont ruin your early 20s by staying home every saturday and lamenting the death of your childhood while also being afraid to even act like a 20 something year old bc you still feel so young yet so old and lost all at once haha you’re

cedrwydden: toadstoolpal: types of gays: house edition (note: im using gay as an umbrella term!) cottage gay: likes tea, artsy, good w plants, apologizes too much, dies every time someone complements them, lives in their own fantasies, doing their best

the-absolute-funniest-posts: nosdrinker: the ol’ razzle dazzle IT’s BEEN liKE A MONTHS IM StiL:L LA UGHING at THis FucKIgn Cat IMklefsfd im gonna die My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

bvddhist: number1slut: jvliemichelle: a flower 4 u I think I just died a little. how is that lil tiny bit of tail holdin u up buddy i’m amazed hippie + nature //

i just wanna turn it off. and keep it off. i have so many problems going on right now. but the only one that im really concerned about is losing my friend. like im really messed up from this and from everything. i cant eat. i can barely sleep all i do

I honestly dont know what to do i have no one or where to talk to i feel like dying i feel like i cant take this anymore i literally dont know what to do its just me and myself im fucking tired im gonna explode

puublack: puublack: Ass man: Respects women Mature and emotionally stable, has good prospects for the future Studies philosophy and literature in spare time All around good taste in media and fetishes Most likely sexually active Boob “man”: Sweaty

I had the very best sex last night, I always say that but like im normally like a LETS JUST FUCK person but this time it was slow and kissy and I think I died 5 times

so I had a very interesting day, woke up at 5:30 for work and as soon as I was done my friend kidnapped me to go shopping which I just got home from (at like 8) so im tired as hell but in this adventure I witnessed a man casually, slowly run a red light

im pretty sure I died a little bit last night because oh my goddd darfin made my mind blank for a little while. idk why but everywhere he touched was like ultra sensitive and heightened and he went down on me for like 30 minutes and my legs were shaking

ialienslut: i like myself today nudes | nsfw services | book a private show! can you kill me?? or marry me? because you are a goddess

1. HMMM….i was gonna say a number but then im like man this is a trick question if you think about it cause, if she died and her dream body died thats 2, but there are also alternate universe nepetas and everyone has 9 lives thats a lot of nepetas

my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her how to set a profile photo on her whatsapp and its been 45 minutes and im dying

also i cant work on any personal art for a while cause i got commissions to finish and a deadline to meet for artbook piece this month…..so im like dying..

shamelesslymkp:sar-per:How do I explain to people the pure hilarity that is “no beta we die like [fandom refrence]” and the pure joy I get out of it

Me and Hana’s RP is so sickeningly sweet like how HOW we’re we able to make Yang and Weiss be absolute mushy mush??

IM FUCKING SCREAMING CINDERRUBY THAT YANG OH MY GOD THAT YANG FELIX ALLIE LOOK AT THIS SHIT IM GONNA DIE THE UNDERCUT THE TATTOO’S MY DREAM GIRL FUCKING DESTROY ME AND USE ME FUCKING KICK ME INTO A WALL LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH YAAAAAAAANNNNGGG Im

shenanagin:I woke up like this!

trashcandean: Its true i am just defective.. hahaha so funny ive seen you die like ten times so screw you ! This is just me messing around with jen-iii s idea about three eyed sapphire / no chill sapphire. The eye was better the first time but that

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Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore

cherubgirl: when ruby sleeps she probably kicks the shit out of anyone laying close to her, or rolls all over them. sapphire sleeps like the dead and stays stock still. usually ruby ends up either shoving her off the bed or laying entirely on top of

I’m drawing a maybe cover for Tenacity (I’m saying maybe because I need Rhin’s okay on it) and it’s loOKING REALLY FRIGGEN COOL IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF I JUST WANNA POST THE LINEART CUZ IT’S RAD BUTThere are…Spoilers aND I CAN’T UNTIL

Hey! I just wanted to thank you for you beautiful blog so I made you a little gift! I hope you like it although it´s horribleXD (art by- hipxter-things)

missmonstermel: robotsandfrippary: unsubferret1: boy-bomb: Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS @chamomilehime Me and you when we see each other THAT LAST WINK. This chick’s face is marvelous

al-the-stuff-i-like: in-love-with-my-bed: deductiontoseduction: potato-bear: nevver: Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana

pearl-likes-pi: this is: 2 minutes of bad puns in steven universe, enjoy! posted it here on youtube!

I dunno what makes me wanna go lie down more, the people who are teasing me about the typo or the people who are like ‘yeah that sounds like Jen’ fuCK

cannibean: “we should be lovers instead” kinda inspired by @jen-iii because her username sounds like jenny and shes nuts about rupphire

everyonelovesrobots: thealebat: omg i’ve never heard a bird ask another bird for a kiss but now i have i can die peacefully now the other one looks like it’s on coke or something

au where everything is the same except yang+blake wear the combat skirts and weiss+ruby wear combat shorts

sighs softly did they really kill rani off like that

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